cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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