ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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