Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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