why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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