They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
my being single is dangerous.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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