they said they heard you say put it in my butt
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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