White coat. Heels.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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