THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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