We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I need help removing her.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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