so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
accomplished twins. life is a go
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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