My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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