South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
