I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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