Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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