So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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