does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I have aggressive nipples.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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