Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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