I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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