at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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