well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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