I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
