I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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