And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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