Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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