did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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