You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
