it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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