Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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