id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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