I'm so fucking centered right now
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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