You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
