You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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