no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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