I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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