1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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