Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
