Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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