Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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