oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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