At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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