oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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