i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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