I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
