I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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