I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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