I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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