Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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