CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
