he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
