Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
