dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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