I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
