next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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