I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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